Funny Love Quotes and How Humor Affects Any Relationship


Reflecting in funny love quotes,  fun is not just about what couples do, but also what they feel inside as In fact, when asked what they want for a partner, chances are high that the person would prefer to have a partner who has a great sense of humor more than any physical trait. Certainly, men and women will always gravitate towards good natured people and will always love being with those who have a positive outlook in life. 

Laughing as a couple is a great way to relax and forget about life’s many challenges. Laughing relieves stress and anxiety, which makes the bond stronger as the couple becomes more in tuned with each other’s feelings. This also makes the couple open up, be honest and upfront because humor creates a union that is safe and caring.

One way to do this is to always look at the bright side of things. Life can never be 100 percent a bed of roses, but finding humor in the mundane can help couples achieve the goal of having a happy and satisfying relationship. Watching movies or reading comedies can also beef up the humor in the relationship as well going to theater shows with comedy themes. 

funny love quote by Oscar Wilde

Fun is not just about what couples do, but also what they feel inside as reflected in funny love quotes. In fact, when asked what they want for a partner, chances are high that the person would prefer to have a partner who has a great sense of humor more than any physical trait. Certainly, men and women will always gravitate towards good natured people and will always love being with those who have a positive outlook in life. 

Laughing as a couple is a great way to relax and forget about life’s many challenges. Laughing relieves stress and anxiety, which makes the bond stronger as the couple becomes more in tuned with each other’s feelings. This also makes the couple open up, be honest and upfront because humor creates a union that is safe and caring.

One way to do this is to always look at the bright side of things. Life can never be 100 percent a bed of roses, but finding humor in the mundane can help couples achieve the goal of having a happy and satisfying relationship. Watching movies or reading comedies can also beef up the humor in the relationship as well going to theater shows with comedy themes. 

Funny Love Quotes

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

- Oscar Wilde

 

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

- Richard Jeni

 

Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make-up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop.

- 30 Rock

 

It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

- Lucille Ball

 
funny love quote by Lucille Ball

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

- Joan Crawford

 

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

- Natasha Leggero

 

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

- George Carlin

 

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

- Unknown

 

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.

- Honore de Balzac

 
 

Funny Love Quotes

I love you and it’s getting worse.

- Joseph E. Morris

 

You call it madness, but I call it love.

- Don Byas

 

Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

- Mae West

 

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

- Oscar Wilde

 

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

- Woody Allen

 
funny love quote by Unknown

Funny Love Quotes

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

- Albert Einstein

 

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

- Jules Renard

 

A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

- Charles Schulz

 

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

- Lynda Barry

 

A touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.

- Plato

 
funny love quote by Oscar Wilde

Funny Love Quotes

A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick. A youth with his first girl makes everybody sick.

- Mary Wilson

 

People should fall in love with their eyes closed

- Andy Warhol 

 

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

- George Burns

 

Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed.

- Laurell K. Hamilton

 

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?

- Jean Illsley Clarke

 
funny love quote by Charles Schulz

Funny Love Quotes

Love means nothing in tennis, but it’s everything in life.

- Author unknown

 

Love, I’ve come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime.

- Nicholas Sparks

 

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

- Albert Einstein

 
 

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

- Rita Rudner

 

Love is being stupid together.

- Paul Valery

 
funny love quote by Jean Illsley Clarke

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

- W. Somerset Maugham

 

You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.

- Hussein Nishah

 

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people

- Jarod Kintz

 

Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end.

- Leo Buscaglia

 

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

- Pearl Bailey

 
funny love quote by Albert Einstein

Funny Love Quotes

The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.

- Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

 

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.

- Unknown

 

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

- Unknown

 

If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

- Chuck Palahniuk

 

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.

- Russell Brand

 

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

- Charlie Brown

 
funny love quote by Rita Rudner

Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

- Franklin P. Jones

 

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

- Lemony Snicket

 

It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor.

- Eric Hoffer

 

Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

- Ambrose Bierce

 

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

- Bob Hope

 

You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But just because it won’t fit, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t empty the trash. 


- Jarod Kintz

 
funny love quote by Leo Buscaglia

Funny Love Quotes

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.

- Jerry Seinfeld

 

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.

- G.K. Chesterton

 

Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.

- Miss Piggy

 

To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.


- Jarod Kintz

 
funny love quote by Unknown


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